Emperor Commodus (Gladiator)
You will love me as I loved you. You will provide me with an heir of pure blood, so that Commodus and his progeny will rule for a thousand years. Am I not merciful?
It’s so funny, you go to acting school thinking you’re going to learn how to be other people, but really it taught me how to be myself. Because it’s in understanding yourself deeply that you can lend yourself to another person’s circumstances and another person’s experience.
what im saying here is i want adult men to stop writing YA books about teenage versions of themselves trying to fuck romanticized version of their high school ex girlfriends because its giving boys in my age group a warped perception of girls
if you’re tryna call out john green just say john green
we know who you’re talking about
don’t be afraid of the nerdfighters, they’re weak
advantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
- instant cute outfit with minimal effort
- it enhances the coziness when u drink hot beverages
- sweater paws are guaranteed to make u feel 43% more adorable
- u can unbutton ur jeans and no one will know
disadvantages to wearing oversized sweaters:
Guys think they’re totally not cute lol
the day i dress for a man is the day they dress me in my coffin to see jesus